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EDAH Chapter 187

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Chapter 187: Yaya (Part 2)

The little girl looked to be around eight-nine years old with and her body was covered with white clothing.  There were two sheep horn braids pointing to the sky on her head and her face looked very childish.  Ye Tian Xie was certain that this little girl was not sitting here when he had first appeared, or else he would have immediately noticed her.  It was more like she had suddenly appeared.

Yaya:

Level: ????

Grade: ????

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Her age is unknown, but she forever possess the body and disposition of a eight-nine year old girl.  No one knows where she came from, but she has guarded the Frost Wolf’s Hole for many years and one can only enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole after passing her test.

As soon as he received the information from the Evil Dragon’s Eyes, the little girl was already shouting with her clear voice, “I am Yaya, I welcome this big brother for coming here.  This place is very slippery, but the cute Yaya has mysterious Snow Strolling Shows that can let one stand on ice.  You don’t need to worry about slipping at all while standing on snow.”

When Ye Tian Xie came close, a long panel of information appeared in front of him……

White Snow Strolling Shoes: White coloured Snow Strolling Shoes.  The sole of the shoe is engraved with a simple magic seal that prevents the user from slipping on any snowy surfaces.

Price: 1000 Gold Coins

Black Snow Strolling Shoes: Black coloured Snow Strolling Shoes.  The sole of the shoe is engraved with a simple magic seal that prevents the user from slipping on any snowy surfaces.

Price: 1000 Gold Coins

Red Snow Strolling Shoes: Red coloured Snow Strolling Shoes.  The sole of the shoe is engraved with a simple magic seal that prevents the user from slipping on any snowy surfaces.

Price: 1000 Gold Coins

Purple Snow Strolling Shoes…….

Pink Snow Strolling Shoes…….

Yellow Snow Strolling Shoes……

…………

“Big brother, look.  There is a variety of pretty colours for these shoes.  That’s right, that’s right, if you don’t wearing these pretty snow shoes, then it’ll be really easy for you to slip in the Frost Wolf’s Hole.  In order to make it safe, the cute Yaya will not allow any big brother, big sister, uncle, or auntie to enter unless they wear these snow shoes.”  Yaya’s smile could be considered as bright as the sun.  If there were balloons tied to her sheep horn braids, then she would have floated into the air.

The vein on Ye Tian Xie’s forehead popped out.  A simple pair of shoes was worth one thousand gold coins……Not buying it, one was not allowed in the Frost Wolf’s Hole!  Robbery!  This is clearly a robbery!  Having such a dark heart at such a young age, she’ll grow up to rob banks……If this world has banks.

Even though he had the urge to slap her butt in his heart, Ye Tian Xie still generously took out a thousand gold coins and revealed a smile, “Little sister, your snow shoes are very pretty.  I’ll take a pair of black snow shoes.”

Ding dong!  Trade successful.  A pair of shoes that were the same black colour as the ground appeared in Ye Tian Xie’s hand…….These seemed like a pair of cheap shoes that one could buy in a countryside’s market.

Yaya’s smile became even bigger, “Ya!  Big Brother!  You really are a good person!  There were quite a few annoying big brothers earlier, asking if it could be a little cheaper……Yaya is already selling it as cheaply as possible.  They are so stingy…..That’s right, there was even a big brother that asked if there was a group discount or not.  What is a group discount?”

“A group discount is……”

“Dang, dang, dang, dang!  Now you’ll have to take Yaya’s test.  Big brother, are you ready?  You need to pass Yaya’s test if you want to enter the Frost Wolf’s Hole.  Ya!  This is not Yaya doing it on purpose, but rather, this is the quest that the beautiful world creating goddess big sister gave Yaya.”  Yaya did not even give Ye Tian Xie a chance to explain what a “group discount” even though it was repeated several times before she began to explode with shouts.

Ye Tian Xie’s back turned stiff, “Well, what is the test?”

With his current strength, he did not fear any kind of tests……As long as it wasn’t something like a search quest like the Ten Thousand Bone Ruins.

Yaya blinked her eyes and began to shout, “Dang, dang, dang, dang!  Since you are prepared, then the cutest Yaya will begin her test.”

……It had to be said, her narcissism was the same as Guo Guo’s.  Ye Tian Xie thought.

“The first test…..”  Yaya waved her hand and a white scroll appeared in her hand, “Filling in poetry!”

Ye Tian Xie’s foot slipped and he almost fell face first into the snow.

“Entering the Frost Wolf’s Hole and saving the pitiful little wolf, not only do you need compassion, you also need to be smart.  So, you have to pass Yaya’s intelligence test before you can enter.  You can be assured, big brother is a good person, so Yaya will give you the easiest test possible.  As long as big brother answers five questions, then you can pass.”  Yaya waved the scroll as she revealed a tender smile similar to a blooming flower that looked incredibly cute.

Ye Tian Xie took the scroll.  After being bitten by snakes (Please fill in the next part).

Ye Tian Xie: “……”

Taking a magic pen from Yaya, Ye Tian Xie did not move for a long time.

“Ya!  Yaya will not start the countdown.  There is only ten seconds.  Ten…..Nine…..Eight…..Seven……”

Ye Tian Xie’s hand was trembling as he finally gritted his teeth and quickly scribbled something on the paper.  Finishing in three seconds, he handed it back to Yaya.

Once bitten by a snake (One hears bird calls everywhere).

Yaya’s body bent and she almost fell off the snowman.

Yaya was visibly angry as she shouted, “Once bitten by the snake, one will fear ropes for ten years!  This is something even a three year old would know!  Big brother, you are so dumb!  So dumb!!  So dumb!!!  You’re super dumb!  Incredibly dumb!!”

Ye Tian Xie: “……”

It wasn’t on purpose and he really did not know what the second phrase was.

Ye Tian Xie had never gone to elementary, middle, or high school……Everything that he had learned had come from “her”.  After meeting her, she had given him a family and taken care of him.  She had been his teacher and taught him everything……

Out of all of Ye Tian Xie’s studies, the worst was foreign languages and the second worst was chinese poetry.

For foreign languages, he only knew the twenty six characters.  When she was with him, she had tried to accommodate everything with him.  When he revealed that he did not like studying foreign languages and ancient poems, she gently no longer made him learn anything he did not want to learn.  Moreover, not learning this did not have any influence on him, so she just taught him what he wanted to learn.

So when Ye Tian Xie finally entered university, it was also because of her.  She had told him that not having a university life would make one’s life unfulfilled because a lot of emotional and fabulous things happened on the campus and was something that could not be experienced anywhere else.  So with the help of Zuo Po Jun, he had easily entered the prestigious Jing Hua University……

Only he had stayed at the university for two months because she had disappeared and it all became a part of the past.

Faced with this “once bitten by a snake”, Ye Tian Xie desperately searched his brain for all the verses he knew, which of course was very little and picked one that seemed like it would fit…….So, Yaya’s ancient poem was completely destroyed……

Once being bitten by a snake, one hears bird calls everywhere!

“Don’t be angry little sister.  Once being bitten by a snake, fearing ropes for ten years, this is a very easy question.  I was just teasing you.  Yaya is so cute and she’s even cuter when she’s smiling.”  Ye Tian Xie revealed a smile as he spoke with a face that revealed no shame.  Yaya, coping with a little girl like you is not easy!

Ye Tian Xie’s words would have given a normal person goosebumps, but it had quite the effect on this little girl whose brain had not developed yet.  Yaya was no longer angry and tilted her head to think before gently saying, “I knew you were doing it on purpose.  For this kind of simple question that even the dumbest person in the world could solve, if big brother really could not do it, then he would be dumber than even the dumbest person in the world.”

Ye Tian Xie: “[email protected]#¥%……..”

“Then, let’s begin the quickest and most exciting question and answer period now.  Big brother, the time has come to prove you are an intelligent person.  You have to listen well!!”

Question and answer……Ye Tian Xie could not help having cold sweat cover his forehead.

Yaya blinked her eyes and then they lit up  She excitedly shouted, “Second question……If a watermelon and a coconut falls on your head, what will hurt more?”

“This question, it doesn’t matter if it is the watermelon or the coconut, but rather it depends on which one is bigger.  If the watermelon is bigger, the watermelon will hurt more.  If the coconut is bigger, the coconut will hurt more.”  Ye Tian Xie thought for half a second and then answered with a serious look on his face.  After answering, he felt as if his own answer could not be anymore right.  Even Einstein himself could not give a better answer.

“You’re wrong!  The thing that’s in pain is not the watermelon or the coconut, but rather your head!  Your head will be hurt and the watermelon and coconut will not be hurt!  Big brother, you’re so dumb!”  Yaya raised her head and shouted.

Ye Tian Xie was stunned.

“The third question……”  Yaya did not even give Ye Tian Xie any time to breath and then asked, “A black kitty and a white kitty are good friends.  One day, the white kitty fell into a black creek and turned black.  What was the first thing the black kitty said when it saw it?”

Ye Tian Xie used his imagination and turned himself into the incarnation of the white cat.  Putting himself into its place, he confidently said, “It would say, Hi!  Friend, you’re much prettier now!”

“You’re wrong!”  Yaya opened her and shook her sparkling white little hands.

“Then what would it say?”

“It would definitely say ‘Meow~~~’ Because it wouldn’t be able to talk!!”

Ye Tian Xie had tears streaming down his face.

“The fourth question……One day, the intelligent and cute Xiao Ming walked into an alley and saw a few gold coins and a large bone on the ground.  Xiao Ming walked to the bone and ignored the gold coins, why is this?”

“Because the gold coins were fake.”  Ye Tian Xie said in a serious manner.

“You’re wrong!!  Because Xiao Ming was a little dog!!”

Ye Tian Xie: “……”


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